Some Great Face From Cristiano Ronaldo’s Latest Goal

December 12, 2010 § 6 Comments

Real Madrid beat Zaragoza earlier today, 3-1, in a game that was really slick*. This isn’t a big deal because Zaragoza is not good at all. This game was an afterthought.

Cristiano Ronaldo had a swell free-kick goal tho. But even that will be an afterthought to all of you after you see the sheer amount of great face from the goal. Here’s Crimazing Rinaldwow before the kick.

Wow is he focused. That eyebrow needs to introduced to the dictionary as a punctuation symbol.

Then he did this.

That’s not an illusion, the ball is in the back of the net and I think Franco was still setting up to get ready to defend. Not really, it was actually that Cri just did an awesome kick, but still. Bad move, Leo Franco!

He knows it was a bad move.

I have this screen cap saved as “ZaraNOza” on my computer.

Now we get to the fun part: post-goal faces! I know if I just scored a mind-blowing goal in one of the top leagues in the world I would look just like this.

Plus, if you watch the video, he sorta does that head bob that Frank Caliendo does when he does his George W. Bush impression. But don’t think that Cris is just all about the bravura and machismo and posturing. He chill too.

Someone bottle this up and sell it, and I’ll wear it as a cologne when I’m at the beach.

Then he does the classic up-high-scrunch-fingers celebration along with a feral grin. Who hasn’t done it among us, right?

Auditions for the traveling ensemble for Lloyd Webber productions are always in fashion.

Okay, we get it C-Ro Green, you’re awesome. Two people who don’t have time for this tho are the aforementioned Leo Franco.

And Jose Mourinho. Get ready for one of the mour Mourinho-y pics in a while, guys.

There’s no tricks or manips happening here, that is the face of Real Madrid’s manager perhaps 45 seconds after a great goal by his star player. Any guess as to what he’s thinking is as good as another, but mine is he’s thinking about the novel about Bobby Fischer he’s probably always wanted to write.

And then on the replay, we get a better angle of Ronaldo keeping his Bebop-n-Rocksteady face, even when being hugged.

Or maybe he’s doing a Pepe’s-face impersonation. If that’s the case then that’s mean to say about your teammate, guy. Also, Mesut Ozil is more and more looking like the love child of Shelley Duvall and Joan Cusack.

And then, to complete the performance of great face, Ronaldo sticks the landing!

Might be more derp that hurr-durr, but I prefer to call it 2 Kool For Skool.

So that’s it for this Sunday. Here’s the video in case you need to see the context, but trust me, the pics are all you need.

*We need to bring back this adjective. Slick is really keen.

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